My bank account
is a power bank.
Generational wealth.YES, WE COUNTED THEM TWICE.
Old money.
New terminals.
They said energy would be money.
We took that personally.
Now your remote control is a trust fund. Your extension lead is a payment network. And the neighbour with a generator? Old money.
Welcome to the battery economy. A very serious institution with absolutely no serious banking services.
Savings account
Two batteries you refuse to throw away because they might still work.
Liquid assets
The power bank you lent to a friend. Currently very difficult to recover.
Offshore banking
Your charger. In a hotel room. In another country.
Welcome
to the 1%.
Not the wealthiest people.
The charge on your power bank.
Exceptional service.
Approximately four minutes remaining.
Let’s see what
you’re worth.
No wallet connection. No application.
Just an unnecessarily dramatic reveal.
NOT A FINANCIAL PRODUCT. NO MONEY MOVES.
2 × AA
One from the remote. One of unknown origin.
STATUS: GENERATIONAL WATTYour imaginary assets are standing by.
He said
energy.
We heard
batteries.
“Currency will be measured in mass, power and energy.”
ELON MUSK · EXCERPT SHARED BY @BITCOINARCHIVE
In his interview with Walter Isaacson, Musk speculated that future currency could be measured through physical quantities such as power and mass. That prediction is the spark. Treating household batteries like family wealth is our joke.
THE BUILDERS · RELEASED 20 OCTOBER 2026 · RECORDED 6 AUGUST 2026.
NO AFFILIATION OR ENDORSEMENT. THIS IS NOT A CLAIM ABOUT $WATT’S VALUE.
Stay liquid.
Stay plugged in.
My other bank is a wall socket.
Back to my assets ↗